What was your weirdest/funniest/most annoying teacher like?

Don't give off names, but tell me ur experience with that teacher. The weirdest teacher i had was probably my 8th grade teacher. He did this really weird thing where he stared at a certain student and then he calls on some other kid randomly. Like he would be looking at my friend and then he suddenly calls on me and I'm like "what?" haha. And he pronounced "pebbles" as "pebelllss." He even made odd jokes about newton's and stuff like that. He also was crazy obsessed with his dog. He said that his dog transfers heat to him when they sleep with each other lol. He was just a really odd person. But i kind of miss him lol. He would always write on my tests to see him at extra help but i never came lol.